"It's so hot in Miami during the summer. Sooo hot. Having to walk everywhere is torture. Luckily I'm pretty good at getting guys to pick me up. I just put on some little shorts and stick my ass out. Works like magic every time. So today this one guy picked me up and took me back to his place. It was really nice, and he even had a pool table! I don't really know how to play, but it was always a fantasy of mine to fuck on one. I couldn't let this chance pass me up, so I told this guy just what I wanted, and he was nice enough to make my fantasy come true. We fucked so hard on that thing I don't know how it didn't break!"